(Preorder) Pyramid Steve Book

$20.00

At last, the essential historical record no respectable scholar requested.

This 24 page(or more) illustrated lore book opens the doors to Pyramid Steve’s peculiar corner of the universe, documenting a collection of suspiciously important subjects including the legendary Millipede from Bangladesh, an unreasonable quantity of compact discs, and Pyramid Steve’s entirely questionable explanation for why eating copper wires is supposedly vital to understanding the cosmos.

Inside, readers will encounter strange histories, obscure geometric teachings, ominous anecdotes, and several facts that become less reliable the longer one thinks about them. Consider it part field guide, part sacred text, and part evidence that Pyramid Steve should never be left unattended near electrical equipment.

Book Details

  • 24-page illustrated Pyramid Steve lore book

  • Features original stories, artwork, and world-building

  • Documents the mysterious Millipede from Bangladesh

  • Contains a narratively significant quantity of compact discs

  • Explores Pyramid Steve’s copper-wire antenna theory

  • Physical printed booklet

A Sensible Copper Wire Disclaimer

Pyramid Steve may insist that eating copper wires allows one to conduct the hidden frequencies of the universe. This is fictional lore and exceptionally poor nutritional advice.

Do not eat copper wires, electrical cables, metal, or any other non-food object. The copper-wire material presented in this book is intended solely as fictional comedy and should not be attempted or imitated.

Preorder Disclaimer

This is a preorder product and is not currently ready to ship.

Orders are expected to begin shipping on or around October 29, 2026. This is an estimated shipping date and may change due to printing, manufacturing, freight, customs, or other production-related circumstances outside of our direct control.

By purchasing this product, you acknowledge that it is a preorder and agree to the estimated production and fulfillment timeline.

Some knowledge is forbidden. Other knowledge is simply stored on a compact disc underneath a millipede.

At last, the essential historical record no respectable scholar requested.

This 24 page(or more) illustrated lore book opens the doors to Pyramid Steve’s peculiar corner of the universe, documenting a collection of suspiciously important subjects including the legendary Millipede from Bangladesh, an unreasonable quantity of compact discs, and Pyramid Steve’s entirely questionable explanation for why eating copper wires is supposedly vital to understanding the cosmos.

Inside, readers will encounter strange histories, obscure geometric teachings, ominous anecdotes, and several facts that become less reliable the longer one thinks about them. Consider it part field guide, part sacred text, and part evidence that Pyramid Steve should never be left unattended near electrical equipment.

Book Details

  • 24-page illustrated Pyramid Steve lore book

  • Features original stories, artwork, and world-building

  • Documents the mysterious Millipede from Bangladesh

  • Contains a narratively significant quantity of compact discs

  • Explores Pyramid Steve’s copper-wire antenna theory

  • Physical printed booklet

A Sensible Copper Wire Disclaimer

Pyramid Steve may insist that eating copper wires allows one to conduct the hidden frequencies of the universe. This is fictional lore and exceptionally poor nutritional advice.

Do not eat copper wires, electrical cables, metal, or any other non-food object. The copper-wire material presented in this book is intended solely as fictional comedy and should not be attempted or imitated.

Preorder Disclaimer

This is a preorder product and is not currently ready to ship.

Orders are expected to begin shipping on or around October 29, 2026. This is an estimated shipping date and may change due to printing, manufacturing, freight, customs, or other production-related circumstances outside of our direct control.

By purchasing this product, you acknowledge that it is a preorder and agree to the estimated production and fulfillment timeline.

Some knowledge is forbidden. Other knowledge is simply stored on a compact disc underneath a millipede.