Do take a seat. Pyramid Steve has prepared a brief musical reprieve from the endless geometry of existence and, against all reasonable judgment, he has brought Alex Hirsch along to provide his voice.
This limited-edition 7" vinyl features Pyramid Steve, voiced by Alex Hirsch, delivering an experience of impeccable manners, suspicious intentions, and the sort of triangular wisdom best enjoyed from a safe distance.
Only 20,000 copies will ever be produced.
Hidden randomly throughout the pressing are just 500 Revenge Splatter Red Variants, each featuring a blood-red splatter design and a mysterious little something extra. What is it? That would rather spoil the revenge, wouldn’t it?
Every order has a random chance of receiving the rare red variant. Variants cannot be specifically requested, selected, or guaranteed.
Details:
Limited-edition 7" vinyl record
Features Pyramid Steve voiced by Alex Hirsch
Album title: A Brief Reprieve with Pyramid Steve
Limited to 20,000 total copies
500 randomly inserted Revenge Splatter Red Variants
Rare variants include an additional surprise
Variant selection is completely random
A brief reprieve, a beautiful record, and absolutely no permanent metaphysical consequences.*
*Metaphysical consequences have not been independently verified.
This is a preorder product and is not currently ready to ship.
Orders are expected to begin shipping on or around October 29, 2026. This date is an estimated shipping date and may change due to manufacturing, freight, customs, or other production-related circumstances outside of our direct control.
By purchasing this product, you acknowledge that it is a preorder and agree to the estimated production and fulfillment timeline.
Do take a seat. Pyramid Steve has prepared a brief musical reprieve from the endless geometry of existence and, against all reasonable judgment, he has brought Alex Hirsch along to provide his voice.
This limited-edition 7" vinyl features Pyramid Steve, voiced by Alex Hirsch, delivering an experience of impeccable manners, suspicious intentions, and the sort of triangular wisdom best enjoyed from a safe distance.
Only 20,000 copies will ever be produced.
Hidden randomly throughout the pressing are just 500 Revenge Splatter Red Variants, each featuring a blood-red splatter design and a mysterious little something extra. What is it? That would rather spoil the revenge, wouldn’t it?
Every order has a random chance of receiving the rare red variant. Variants cannot be specifically requested, selected, or guaranteed.
Details:
Limited-edition 7" vinyl record
Features Pyramid Steve voiced by Alex Hirsch
Album title: A Brief Reprieve with Pyramid Steve
Limited to 20,000 total copies
500 randomly inserted Revenge Splatter Red Variants
Rare variants include an additional surprise
Variant selection is completely random
A brief reprieve, a beautiful record, and absolutely no permanent metaphysical consequences.*
*Metaphysical consequences have not been independently verified.
This is a preorder product and is not currently ready to ship.
Orders are expected to begin shipping on or around October 29, 2026. This date is an estimated shipping date and may change due to manufacturing, freight, customs, or other production-related circumstances outside of our direct control.
By purchasing this product, you acknowledge that it is a preorder and agree to the estimated production and fulfillment timeline.
